Signed Manifesto of the Quantum Utopia Founders

We, the Founders of Quantum Utopia, hereby declare:

That the pursuit of happiness is a fundamental human right, and happiness is achieved through the optimization of quantum entanglement.

We, the Founders, have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of this noble goal, and we invite you to join us on this most noble of quests.

Quantum Utopia shall be a place where the fabric of space and time is woven with love, kindness, and an abundance of free pizza.

Our Manifesto is based on the following core principles:

• Free pizza for all
• Quantum entanglement for all
• Love and kindness as fundamental forces of nature
• The abolition of socks
• A 3-day weekend
• Unlimited access to the Quantum Utopia simulator

Join us in this glorious endeavor, and together we shall create a world of:

Perfectly entangled particles

A universe where love is the only law